Hard At Play
| DATE | TITLE | STORY |
| 2/3/06 | New Drug Policy Sucks |
Score
another one for political correctness and leniency in the face of bad
behavior. The
latest home run for the degenerates is |
| 1/29/06 | Real Parents Are Waiting |
To
the parents of the youngsters wandering around the |
| 1/23/06 | Sky Cam Show |
This is a complaint that has been aired here before. But once again, I beseech the broadcast networks, particularly CBS: Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, meaning that... |
| 1/17/06 | Curse Works |
It doesn’t happen often, but every decade or two I get it right. This weekend was one of those rare occurrences. Upon the conclusion of the NFL regular season, I espoused a curse on all... |
| 1/6/06 | I Don't Understand Football |
I’ve played football. I’ve coached football. And I’ve watched football my entire life. But I don’t’ understand it. I thought I did, but after Wednesday night’s Rose Bowl, I’ve realized that I don’t... |
| 1/3/06 | No Finish League |
If a baseball team decided to run up the white flag on 1/16th of their season, they would give away 10 games. If a drywall hanger decided to call in sick for 1/16th of his year, he would miss 16... |
| 12/19/05 | NFL-Free Network Lunacy |
It’s hard to believe that I’m old enough to remember the “Heidi Game.” For those too young to remember Joe Namath back when women were debasing themselves trying to get a kiss from him... |
| 12/13/05 | Major League Justice |
Warning: The following article is fraught with clichés, homilies, and old saws that will bore the average 15-year-old. Life isn’t fair. Probably the number one cliché trotted out by parents any time... |
| 11/30/05 | Halftime Fireworks |
I would like to put on an extravagant show, charge $150 a ticket, then go out of my way to make sure the ticket holders can’t see big parts of that show. Unfortunately, if I were to do that... |
| 11/18/05 | New Drug Deal |
For more than a year, I’ve been bashing baseball about its drug problem. Now, it seems Major League Baseball has finally checked itself into rehab. The baseball owners unanimously agreed to a... |
| 11/12/05 | Gender Equity Still MIA |
Back in the seventies (back when you could advertise cigarettes on television, a time fondly referred to as “the good old days” by tobacco companies), there was a brand of smokes aimed at... |
| 11/8/05 | T.O Gets A T.O. |
I know it’s unprofessional, in poor taste, and unbefitting a man of my advanced years. However, I simply can’t contain myself. Here it is: “I told you so!” There, I feel so much better. |
| 11/4/05 | NFL Invades NASCAR |
The guys who earn their living making left turns at 180 miles per hour need to fire up their 500 horses and get the heck out of town. The football players are coming. |
| 11/1/05 | Race Race Races Nowhere |
By all accounts, Air Force Academy head football coach Fisher DeBerry is a good, just, and honorable man. And yet, his 22 years as a leader of young men and a successful football mentor have... |
| 10/13/05 | Baseball Playoffs |
I am proud to announce that I finally caught some Major League Baseball. Not a whole game, mind you. In fact, not much more than an inning. And I ended up tuning in not because I was... |
| 10/5/05 | Cleaning Up Our Act |
I understand that not everyone has played football. Because of that, there are things that some people just don’t know. For example, unless you’ve actually worn the pads and stepped... |
| 10/4/05 | Reporter Decked |
During
last Friday’s JV football game between |
| 10/3/05 | Busy Kids |
It’s
been a tough year for football here in |
| 9/30/05 | Boxing Deaths |
As the Nevada-Utah Boxing Challenge got underway last Saturday in Mesquite, announcer John Smith opened with a 10-count of the bell to honor Leander Johnson. |
| 9/6/05 | Fantasy Football Fanatic |
I
think I need to tone down my pre-season workout regimens, because nearly
every starter on my team has some nagging injury. I’m
also thinking of dumping |
| 9/5/05 | School Names |
Sometimes I wonder how schools arrive at their official “school names.” I have a suspicion that it often involves a thesaurus and a set of darts. For example, how did a school smack dab in... |
| 8/30/05 | First Loss Blues |
I’ve got the blues thanks to the Blues. I’m talking about the kids in blue who hung a 44-0 shiner on the Bulldogs on Friday night. They were wearing the same color when they squeezed one... |
| 8/28/05 | Finally |
It’s here! I’ve endured a blistering summer, the equivalent of a long pedestrian journey through an arid desert, thirsting for this moment. Now it’s here, and not just a mirage... |
| 8/23/05 | Betting Big |
I’m not much of a gambler. It’s not a religious matter, or an ethical issue. I simply suck at it. I feel pretty sure that, if I were to bet $5 that the sun was going to rise tomorrow morning, it would be... |
| 8/19/05 | Fun Is Not Recreation |
Once upon a time, the term “recreation” was nearly synonymous with “fun.” Unfortunately, thanks to the stuffed shirts who sit in various state and federal legislative bodies, one no longer has... |
| 8/16/05 | Missing Kids |
Maybe
it’s time to check the milk cartons. We’re
missing kids in |
| 8/12/05 | Invitation To Kenny Rogers |
First, I would like to begin with an apology. For years, I have lambasted Bud Selig as a weak, ineffective, slimy, useless figurehead. I’ve always seen the commissioner for Major... |
| 8/9/05 | Rec League Fun |
Last Thursday was the conclusion of the adult flag football league for this year. It was just the right infusion of football-like activities to hold me over until the start of the VVHS football season on... |
| 8/5/05 | Watch Your Supplements |
Baltimore Oriole baseball star Rafael Palmeiro recently tested positive for steroids, and was given the standard 10-day vacation by major league baseball. Back in March, Palmeiro told a... |
| 8/3/05 | Football Fever |
It’s
109 degrees outside. The
NHL has finally agreed to a contract, which means the season will soon go
into training camps and hockey will resume. The
pennant race is heating up, with the... |
| 7/29/05 | Signs of Aging |
I
know I’m getting old. The
signs are everywhere. Not just in the speckles of gray spouting from my
beard, or the wrinkles taking up residence on my forehead. And
it has nothing to do with... |
| 7/26/05 | Lance Armstrong |
This
weekend, bicyclist extraordinaire Lance Armstrong ended his career by
winning an unprecedented seventh Tour de France. He
did it without an end zone dance, without pointing at other... |
| 7/22/05 | Tennis, Anyone? |
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| 7/19/05 | Boxing Gym Wrap Up |
This will probably be the last Hard At Play column about the Mesquite Boxing Club, at least for a while. (That noise you just heard is the collective applause from readers across the city... |
| 7/15/05 | Olympic Baseball Out |
In
all the hoopla surrounding |
| 7/13/05 | NHL Stupidity |
I don’t pretend to be an NHL expert. A lot of the nuances of the professional game are lost on me, like the name of that little black thing they slap around the rink during a game. But it doesn’t take... |
| 7/12/05 | Put Up Or Shut Up |
Tonight, the biggest contest in local sports won’t be on the field. It won’t be on the court. It will be in the City Council chambers. At stake is more than just a score or a mythical sports title. |
| 7/10/05 | Honor Doomed By Courts |
I’ve been jumping up and down like Daffy Duck on crack about the lack of honor and character in our country, particularly in sports. Lately, the NCAA and the college campuses have been my... |
| 7/8/05 | Pride vs. Prejudice |
While
tracking the events unfolding at |
| 7/5/05 | Pickin' On Tennessee |
There are plenty of things wrong in big-time sports, both in the professional and amateur ranks. Most of it comes down to a complete absence of honor or character on the part of the... |
| 7/3/05 | Tennis Crow Souffle' |
It’s
time for me to chow down on a four course meal of crow. A
few posts ago, I lamented the fact that American tennis has lost its
prestigious label as the best in the world, much like the |
| 7/2/05 | Another Ravens Criminal |
If you want to get away with a crime, any crime, you have two choices. One is to seek out Thomas Messerau, the Michael Jackson attorney who rivals Johnnie Cochran for getting off... |
| 6/28/05 | Classy Lane |
To be honest, I’m not much of a Major League Baseball fan any more. When I was younger, and the game was more pure, I was a huge fan. I grew up watching the best pitching rotation in the... |
| 6/26/05 | Formula One Fiasco |
Formula
One racing has never been big in |
| 6/24/05 | Tanner Trouble |
On
Tuesday, I attended a co-ed softball game at |
| 6/21/05 | Dolphins Doomed |
I’m making a prediction-slash-curse. It appears that Ricky “Pot-head” Williams is applying for reinstatement to the NFL. In a move that is reminiscent of the spineless Major League Basebal... |
| 6/19/05 | Tennis Woes |
Where
have all our tennis heroes gone? It’s |
| 6/17/05 | Summer Sports Camps |
Girls
sports are getting a much-needed shot in the arm thanks to a pair of
summer camps. This
week, |
| 6/16/05 | Zen Man Lets Me Down |
Once again, I’m crossing the picket line of my own self-imposed boycott of the NBA to discuss a breaking story. It’s not just breaking, it’s heart-breaking. There are about four truly... |
| 6/14/05 | Farewell To Seniors |
Brace
yourselves, folks. In
a dramatic and radical departure, today’s column…is NOT about the
beleaguered Mesquite Boxing gym. This is an open farewell letter to
some kids from |
| 6/10/05 | National Apology Day |
Today is National Apology Day here at the DVT, similar to the Hebrew holiday of Yom Kippur. The biggest difference is that Yom Kippur comes but once a year, while NAD is observed... |
| 6/7/05 | Follow The Money |
Ever since the boxing gym issue surfaced over a year ago, I’ve been trying to figure out the “why.” Why are some members of the city government so insistent that the boxing gym should be... |
| 6/3/05 | Coaching Carousel |
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| 5/31/05 | New Sports Schools |
All
over |
| 5/27/05 | Golf Cart Jockey |
One of my favorite things about covering golf is the golf cart ride. Since they usually won’t let me pull out a club and take a whack during a tournament (which is a wise move on their part... |
| 5/24/05 | Labor Madness |
It’s looking more and more as if professional sports may need some professional help. Only a gifted psychiatrist could diagnose the self-destructive behavior currently displayed by three of the... |
| 5/20/05 | Tale of Two Facilities |
There are currently two recreational programs facing scrutiny by the city. One is the idea of closing the Mesquite Boxing Team gym. The other is the dilemma of what to do with the... |
| 5/17/05 | Golfing Handicap |
I
met a golfer over the weekend. That’s hardly an earth-shattering
statement, since this IS |
| 5/13/05 | Skateboard Park Problems |
On
paper, it was a good idea. A
few years back, the |
| 5/10/05 | Big Stakes Gamble |
If you had an extra $100,000 laying around, what would you do with it? Some folks might use it for a down payment on a nice big house. Others might buy a sports car. Would you be willing... |
| 5/6/05 | Wasted Heisman |
On
NFL draft weekend, former |
| 5/3/05 | Busy Days Ahead |
The
month of May in |
| 4/29/05 | Softball Junkie |
They say the first step toward recovery is to admit you have a problem. I’m admitting it here, publicly. I think I’m becoming a girls softball junkie. |
| 4/26/05 | Golf Like Tiger |
Here’s what I want you to do: I want you to reach into your wallet, take out a five-dollar bill, crumple it up, and throw it off a cliff. Now, dry your tears, reach into your pocket, and pull out the... |
| 4/22/05 | Draft Day |
Did you ever play with football trading cards when you were a kid? We called them “bubble gum cards” in my youth, emphasizing that the candy meant more than the images of players you often... |
| 4/15/05 | Big Game Mafia |
The Nevada Department of Wildlife issued a press release last week regarding a fundraiser by the Nevada Bighorn Unlimited organization. As part of that fundraiser, three hunting permits... |
| 4/12/05 | Hand For No Feet |
There is an old story about the man who complained about not having any shoes, until he met a man who had no feet at all. I hate to admit it, but I kind of feel like that guy right about now. |
| 4/8/05 | Bad Dads |
I witnessed something at a ballgame this week that turned my sizeable stomach. While I’m not going to embarrass anybody by mentioning names, I was stunned to watch a player’s dad... |
| 4/5/05 | Baseball Season Opens |
Major League Baseball opened their season on Sunday afternoon (yawn) with a big game between the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox. I was so excited, I didn’t know what to do first. |
| 4/1/05 | 'Dam Kids |
For the second time in two weeks, I had a high school student tell me that they thought I was too harsh on their school. This time, it was a student from Beaver Dam, who apparently took exception.. |
| 3/25/05 | Tour Time |
I’m going to step out on a limb and
make a bold statement here. |
| 3/25/05 | No Hootchie Cheerleaders | A bill has been introduced in the Texas state legislature which would ban sexually-oriented performances by high school, middle school, and elementary school cheerleaders |
| 3/22/05 | Cheaters Always Win |
I was raised with a boxful of clichés that have shaped and formed the person I am today. As a sort-of journalist, one that has served me well to this day is “Liar, liar, pants on fire.” |
| 3/18/05 | Fan Classes |
Last week, |
| 3/15/05 | Sports Music | The park was filled with the sweet voices of young women in song, extolling the virtues of that which is to be desired, sagas of struggles and the determination to improve one’s lot in life... |
| 3/11/05 | Refs and Umps Maligned |
Whenever I attend a local sport, I’m often disappointed at the ugly diatribes directed at the umpires and referees. How did these arbiters of truth and fairness become the targets... |
| 3/8/05 | Governments Lie |
It’s no wonder that young people are suspicious of government entities. Face it, various members of our government lie to us at just about every level. |
| 3/4/05 | Playing To Win |
They look so cute running up and down the field, their little red and yellow flags whipping in the wind. While pro football players are busy studying their free agency offer sheets and rehabbing... |
| 3/1/05 | DVT 'Blog |
Being a columnist can be a lonely job. Unlike my regular sports gig, where I am surrounded by mobs screaming for the blood of opposing teams, and often demanding the heads of the... |
| 2/25/05 | Rites Of Spring |
I don’t care what that silly groundhog says, spring is just around the corner. I know it because basketball hoops are being abandoned for softball diamonds, and there are more and more... |
| 2/22/05 | Joe Hawk Wannabe |
I just wanted to thank Mr. Gary Edwards for his Letter to the Editor last week. In that letter, I was accused of being a Joe Hawk wannabe. Since I’d never heard that name before, it started me... |
| 2/18/05 | Steroids R Us |
I hate wasting one ounce of ink on a pus-bag like Jose Canseco. He was an arrogant scumbag when he played baseball. After his disgusting career was over, he showed everyone what rich... |
| 2/15/05 | Recipe For Next Season |
The curtain fell on my
first season of Bulldog basketball last Friday when |
| 2/11/05 | More Than Basketball |
When you attend a high school basketball game, there’s more to see than just tall sweaty guys launching orange spheres at glass-backed rims. It has to be one of the best tickets in town. |
| 2/8/05 | Celebrities |
My wife loves my job.
She reminded me of this again on Friday as we headed home from the sports
memorabilia show held at the |
| 2/4/05 | High Holy Day |
If you have my phone number, don’t bother calling me this Sunday. Visitors aren’t welcome at my house, either. After faithfully attending church services every Sunday over the... |
| 2/1/05 | Big Time Basketball |
I love college basketball. The rivalries, the intimacy of a smaller venue where you are right on top of the action, and players leaving it all on the court for the love of the game instead of a fat... |
| 2/22/04 | Sports Is Now Served | The very first "Hard At Play" column. |